In the swamplands long ago, Where the weeds and mudglumps grow, A Yipiyuk bit on my toe… Exactly why I do not know. I kicked and cried And hollered “Oh”— The Yipiyuk would not let go. I whispered to him soft and low— The Yipiyuk would not let go. I shouted “Stop,” “Desist” and “Whoa”— The Yipiyuk would not let go. Yes, it was sixteen years ago, The Yipiyuk still won’t let go. The snow may fall, The winds may blow— The Yipiyuk will not let go. The snow may melt, The grass may grow— The Yipiyuk will not let go. I drag him ‘round each place I go. This Yipiyuk that won’t let go. And now my child at last you know Exactly why I walk so slow.
Disrespectful is…
Gave you a miss call before 9 AM. Right after that texted you, “Kalo ‘my girlfriend is a Geek’ artinya apaan?” I did graduate from English dept. Doesn’t mean I deserve to only be contacted whenever you lose (or too lazy or too stupid to make use of) your (online) dictionary (app)!
!!!
What NOT to say when you are about to ask a girl to be your girlfriend
“Kayanya gue suka deh sama lo.” You do like her. Or you do not. Decide, dude!
Sorry
But I have started asking if I am making a right choice and will make a right decision in the end.
Cowok Seksi
Cowok bisa masak itu seksi. Cowok kutu buku itu seksi. Cowok gak jorok itu seksi. Cowok sedang bekerja itu seksi. Cowok ensiklopedia itu seksi. Cowok suka spooning itu seksi. Cowok ikut menangis melihat pacarnya menangis saat curhat itu seksi. Cowok mau bicara masa depan, rencana menikah, rencana membesarkan anak itu seksi.
